OK, we are only kidding. But after reading that Metro plans to double patronage in just 7 years, we wondered where the extra people would go!
Here's what was reported in The Age: Metro pledges to double rail patronage by 2017
IN A case of history repeating in Melbourne's privatised train system, new operator Metro has promised a massive increase in patronage.
With Melbourne's rush-hour trains already choked with passengers, Metro chief executive Andrew Lezala yesterday promised to double patronage on the system by 2017.
Read the full story by Clay Lucas
What's your reaction to the idea of doubling train patronage in 7 years? Dream large, nightmare on Flinders Street, a promise to rival Myki promises, or timetabling genius?
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